You try
a universal sign of goodwill.
The Greek men
look at you strangely.
Then they start
looking at each other.
Slowly, one by
one, they all try their best to immitate your actions.
Soon all the
Greek men are pantless, and bopping their bologna.
Even the little
monkey has got the hang of it.
As this is going
on, you are thinking to yourself:
"Wow. You know... even though there are a
lot of different cultures and customs in this world, it's refreshing to
know that there are certain universals... certain things we all enjoy as
human beings... a walk in the cool shade... hanging out with Buddy at Christy's...
putting crushed ice in your underpants... or just masturbating with total
strangers... Life sure is crazy, but sometimes, just sometimes, everything
sort of makes a little more sense when you can put it in perspective."
"Pam...
Pam... Pammmmm..."
"I
think I have to fart..."