Although you've got major respect for the man, you never really got to watch much of his show, because when Webster was over, you and Merv would traditionally shut the television off and proceed in a lengthy analysis and general discussion of the Webtser episode just viewed.
Consequently, you have no actual guidance for creating bombs out of two or three common household items, or in your case, items commonly found in your underpants.
You get the idea that this other you's favorite show wasn't anything so sophisticated as Webster or even MacGuyver, but rather more something along the lines of FOX's "When Animals Attack" series.
He swings the
battle axe around above his head, and moves toward you.