There you find a rather small selection of pants in the fiver dollar range.
As you walk around the store browsing pantless, a saleswoman approaches you.
"Sir," she says. "There are men's dressing rooms over there. Please do not change your clothes right here in the aisle."
"I'm not," you say. "I haven't tried on anything yet."
"Sir, you're standing there with no pants on."
"If I had pants," you explain to her, "then I wouldn't be here shopping for them."
Frustrated, she goes away.
Now... which pants do you like best?